This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency!
Author: Sonar // Category: Just Blogging, LOL :p
That is not a catchy title that is actually written in a police report from this woman, Latreasa Goodman who called 911 because she couldn’t get chicken McNuggets. What is even funnier than that, according to the police report, she called not once, not twice, but three times to 911 to tell them that McDonald’s ran out of McNuggets. I can’t remember the last time I even ordered McDonald’s McNuggets and was happy with the decision I made. Anyway, hit the jump to read the whole report.
Get tired of reading that well go here to read about another Florida man who called 911 because Burger King did not have lemonade.
Google Maps captures an Epic Battle in Pittsburgh
Author: Sonar // Category: Just Blogging, LOL :p
I heard about this while listening to the Schnitt Show yesterday. I actually couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Ted Kefalinos, the proprietor of the Lafayette French Pastry actually created the “Drunken Negro Face” cookie in “honor” of President Obama, and then tried to sell it to people thinking that no one would get upset. Now, I’m not an Obama fan myself, but calling it “Drunken Negro Face” doesn’t really rhyme with “President Obama.”
Oh and it gets better. Fox News reporter Arnold Diaz went to the store with a camera and microphone and asked Kefalinos about the cookie and Kefalinos’s response was, “I called them Drunken Negro Heads. What’s the problem with that?” Kefalinos goes on to say that, the cookie is “not unflattering. I think it’s a fun face…” He also states that he is not racist because his “brother-in-law is Cuban.” Behold the racial ignorance in the video below.
However, by the time I was finished listening to this moron speak on the Schnitt Show he did apologize and say it was a big misunderstanding. I personally believe he knew what he was doing, but hey I can’t tell you what to think.
Now you can be more like everyone’s favorite reporter Brian Fantana! Buy the real deal Sex Panther cologne! Now it’s not mentioned if it smells like burnt indian food in a diaper or if it contains bit’s of real panther. I can make assumptions about the way it might smell, but I’d say stick your Axe deoderant guys. That stuff stinks and will leave more chicks for me.














